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Scott Blaszak | Scripts

Unsolicited
An ambitious editorial assistant loves a struggling writer's manuscript, but her bosses don't. When tragedies befall her co-workers, she's thrilled to be climbing the corporate ladder. But is the struggling writer behind the attacks? Will the authorities believe she didn't know?

Making It Up
Two rock climbing teachers scam a rich banker by taking him to a mountain in Utah and pretending it's Everest. When the old man discovers he's been had, he plays a trick of his own on them. 

HumpDay (Spec episode for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
In order to prove to the gang they're not homophobes, Mac and Dennis decide to have sex with each other. 

Overshare
A painfully earnest new media artist films a Do-It-Yourself documentary to demonstrate his love for his camera-shy girlfriend. When the stress of filming tears them apart, he struggles to win her back and finish his digital love letter. 

Turnaround (Stage Play)
Two struggling independent film producers invent a machine that manufacturers screenplays from ingredients such as novels, toys, articles and old screenplays. The machine has a weakness, though. Its scripts lack heart. Things get interesting when the producers discover the one ingredient that solves the problem: human flesh.

Do Unto Others
A selfish economist who believes one man's actions are too insignificant to affect the world struggles to clear his name after a mysterious curse causes everyone to make the same decisions he does.

Offinomics (Spec episode for The Office)
Obsessed with the book Freakonomics, Michael faces an angry staff when his secret productivity measures are revealed to be unethical and unproductive. Meanwhile, Dwight falsely befriends Andy to stop him from using pick-up artist techniques on Angela.

Row
The headstrong captain of a newly-formed women's college crew team, fed up with harassment from the disbanded men's wrestling squad, earns respect for her team by challenging the wrestlers to a crew race.

Con-Boat (Six-Part Wagnerian Opera)
A budget-crunched prison warden saves money during renovations by secretly housing Florida's most deadly convicts on a cruise ship filled with college students on spring break. The prisoners break out and hijack the cruiseliner, but their plan to sell the boat to a band of Carribean pirates is thwarted by a geeky college kid.